I was in Toronto Airport yesterday waiting for my bag and I saw this sign over the carousel. It tells people that heavy or awkward bags are available for pick up else where. I had a look at the icons and I can figure out most of them but the last one is giving me trouble. Any suggestions?
So far it seems to be;
# Fragile
# Bicycle
# Buggy
# Skis
# 1960′s Pimp
……… The only place where……..
• If you die from alcohol poisoning, you’re considered a lightweight,
• ‘Fuck off’ means ‘Are you serious?’ … …
• The person that you insult most is probably your best friend,
• Saying ‘I will yea’ means that you definitely won’t,
• “Fuck it, its grand’ means that you couldn’t be bothered finish it properly,
• ‘He’s fond of a drink’ means he suffers from severe life-threatening alcoholism,
• Saying you’re going for a drink means you might not be seen again for 3 days,
• Crisps are called ‘Taytos’ and fizzy drinks are called ‘minerals’,
• ‘For the craic’ is the best reason for doing anything,
• The best cure for a hangover is more drink,
• Nobody can go a day without saying ‘Jaysus’,
• ‘Meeting’ has a double meaning,
• Tea is the solution to every problem,
• And water is the solution to every GAA injury,
• “I got stuck behind a tractor’ is a perfectly valid reason for being late,
• We eat Tayto sambos for lunch, and ham sandwiches on the way to Croke Park,
• You can insert the name of a gardening tool into any sentence and it still makes sense, e.g. ‘I had a rake of drink last night’ or “I’ll be out in a minute, I’m just shoveling down the dinner’,
• GAA is considered religion,
• Its perfectly acceptable to call your mother ‘mammy’ even though you are a fully grown adult,
• Saying ‘Now we’re sucking diesel’ means that you are happy with the outcome of the situation,
• Drinking ‘tae’ is everyone’s favourite past time,
• You’re scared of the wooden spoon,
• The word ‘like’ goes in every sentence,
• You can say “Any craic?’ to a garda and you won’t get arrested,
• ‘The dogs’ bollocks’ means something brilliant
It finally happened. I sat in the passenger seat of my car and did the “Where’s the wheel” hand flex. Damn left hand drives.
Myself and Lorri will be in Canada soon. I made this video, during an admittedly quiet weekend, to prepare my Canadian friends for the epicness of our arrival. :-) Best with sound
This is funny. The hard-line loyalist party founded by Ian Paisley was hacked recently by “Hector O’Hackatdawn” and translated into Irish. On one, Peter Robinson was shown introducing himself in the language.
“Is mise Peadar Robinson agus tugaim tacaíocht don Acht na Gaelige” is translated as “I am Peter Robinson and I support an Irish Language Act”.
My favourite DUP story was during the last election in the North. They used a stock photo that they got off the internet for their billboard ads asking people to vote for them instead of the Conservative Unionist Party. The Conservative party realised this and got a different picture of the same woman and used it for their ads with the line “Actually…on second thought…”. Classic!
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