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Dukes of Hazzard Clonakilty

thesraid — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 10:08:19 +0000

As seen on The Examiner.

Lunatics

GAA Replays

thesraid — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 09:48:07 +0000

A few minutes before the end of the Cork v Waterford Munster Final yesterday the ball was sent wide by Waterford’s Dan Shanahan. For some unknown reason the umpire gives a 65. It goes over and now (after a Ben point at the other end) there is just a goal between the teams. Waterford attack once more with only seconds left and the ball goes wide. Me and all of the other Cork Supporters go crazy. That has to be it.

However at this stage the ref looks around at the poor attendance and probably realises the Munster Council haven’t made the money they would have expected to on this match. So he decides to give Waterford a free in. Seconds later the ball is in the back of the net. And the game is over. Replay! A joke!

Looking at the analysis after the match in the Sunday game in the Greyhound Track Bar across from Semple even the RTÉ analysts can’t figure out what the free was for. But I can. It’s widely believedthat statistically there are far more plays in GAA inter-county games than there should be for a game with such varied and high scores. Referee’s must be given incentives to play for replays in big matches.

In fairness to the Munster Council the game will be on next Saturday night which is a great time for a Final to be on. It should be some craic in Thurles that night. But I won’t be there. For the first time in year’s I’m not going to the Munster Hurling Final. Maybe the first time ever as far as I can remember. I don’t appreciate being taken for a fool. And I won’t be fooled twice.

Paul Galvin goes fishing

thesraid — Tue, 15 Jun 2010 13:18:40 +0000

How was Paul Galvin left on the field against Cork this weekend? He blatantly stuck his fingers into Eoin Cadogans mouth metres in front of the ref and got away with it. The amount of crap that fella get’s away with is unbelievable. Let’s hope he get’s a couple of months ban out of it. If they’d played Noel O’Leary on Galvin in extra time he would’ve sorted him out. I can’t understand why they didn’t.

I’m into Mixed Martial Arts. A sport where you can knee someone as many times in the head until they go unconscious or choke them until they pass out. But if you fish-hooked some one like Galvin did you’d be disqualified. He can’t be left get away with it. But sadly because he is Paul Galvin I wouldn’t be surprised if he did.

Yuan Ming Yuan

thesraid — Sat, 27 Mar 2010 15:25:20 +0000

My favourite reaturaunt in Cork has had a make over and a name change. Starvast is now Yuan Ming Yuan. Same great food but a much more Chinese feel to the place. I like it.

Taking there time

thesraid — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 02:15:38 +0000

McDonalds aren’t the quickest. Lorri isn’t impressed.

McDonalds

thesraid — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 02:11:22 +0000

International end of night location

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

thesraid — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 01:50:03 +0000

Met a French guy called Rafael. Greg thinks he’s the leader of the Turtles. I reckon it’s Leonardo. Who’s right?
We both agree they love pizza.

Lightweights

thesraid — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 00:19:59 +0000

Everyone else has gone home drunk. Only me, Lorri & Greg left. Boo!

Greg is wearing an Irish Jersey

thesraid — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 23:18:46 +0000

He’s an Ozzie!

Johnny Cash Tribute Band

thesraid — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 22:31:25 +0000

Keep on trucking