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How Not to look like a Tourist

October 11th, 2007 Leave a comment Go to comments

American TouristSaw a great post here on how not to look like a tourist in Ireland. Some of my favourite lines

“[Irish People] do not wear coats, unless it’s p*ssing out of the heavens”

“Irish people do not wear shorts, unless on the beach. ”

“Never stop to read a road sign. All Irish people know that Irish road signs point in the wrong direction anyway, and ignore them.”

“Learn to drive like the Irish. Never indicate. Always hog the overtaking lane. Always drive too fast. ”

For the full post see here.

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