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  1. CBohanna
  2. stephen griffith
    April 11th, 2008 at 14:26 | #2

    hi i would like to become a part of the garda team and to help the community

  3. Paul bratten
    April 20th, 2008 at 22:19 | #3

    I wish to join the guarda

  4. James Bond
    October 23rd, 2008 at 01:15 | #4

    I applied for the Garda Reserve five times and failed all five. I have lucky interview number six coming up soon. If I knew before applying that you had to be a former F.B.A. and C.I.A. agent with a degree in Irish law, I probably would’nt have bothered. Tip for anyone applying…………….It does’nt matter if your a former MI6 agent with a black belt, All they want to hear in the interview is that you spend your spare time helping old ladies to cross the street and you donate to charity. Good Luck.

  5. Arhonda Bend
    January 23rd, 2009 at 17:52 | #5

    To James Bond,

    With that attitude it’s no wonder you failed the interview five times.

  6. Sean
    February 8th, 2009 at 22:11 | #6

    I’m curious about the motives of many people joining the Garda Reserve. Its a lame excuse firstly for the government not having to spned more on policing i hink everybosy here will agree. But at the end of the day its a joke!
    I hear people telling me that they’re joining to “help the my community”. Fact: reservists are never stationed in their own community. They have almost zero powers, and when “on duty” MUST be accompanied be a full time member of the Garda.
    To James Bond: I dont know you but would suspect that you’re a power hungry individual who loves the uniform idea. You failed the test 5 times for the reserve. Do something productive instead like a normal person, volunteer in your local simon community etc, or if you really want some sort of mickey mouse power-surge consider the Army reserve.
    In the meantime I hope the garda reserve is disbanded, 90% of gardaí sacked (the corrupt country stereotpyetype).

    Garda reserve????? Ha! get a life for god sake!!!

  7. Arhonda Bend
    April 5th, 2009 at 23:12 | #7

    Sean,
    Two of the four Reserve Gardai stationed in my home town are from the town itself. In the next town, the sole Reserve Garda there is also working in his own community.

  8. January 12th, 2010 at 16:39 | #8

    hi my name is anthony magee and would love to become a garda.il do wgat it takes can you,s please get back to me in what iv to do.

  9. alan igoe
    June 18th, 2010 at 09:25 | #9

    @James Bond
    i just seen ur comments about the garda reserve if your so against it you were some man trying for the reserve 5 times i say it more the fact you cudnt pass it that has you annoyed but y wud u cum on a site full of people who wish to become garda

  10. alan igoe
    June 18th, 2010 at 09:28 | #10

    @James Bond
    i just seen ur comments about the garda reserve if your so against it you were some man trying for the reserve 5 times i say it more the fact you cudnt pass it that has you annoyed but y wud u cum on a site full of people who wish to become garda

    @anthony magee
    how are things with you? new to the site the you find out bout how to go about the garda?

  11. June 30th, 2010 at 15:31 | #11

    I’m about to go for my first interview for the reserve, has anyone got any tips?

  12. anthony magee
    July 8th, 2010 at 13:55 | #12

    im mad to get into the garda, il keep tryin no matter what.

  13. July 8th, 2010 at 14:11 | #13

    Hi Guys,
    this post was meant as a joke but it looks like it’s pretty high up in Google so a lot of people are ending up here. If you really want to join the Garda Reserve there is a file you can download that explains all about it. You can download the file here.
    Basically what is says is that you will have to apply on-line at publicjobs.ie.

  14. Stacey
    July 10th, 2010 at 21:24 | #14

    Hi all, I am a Garda reserve and I have a message for you all. Firstly, ARHONDA BEND its you who will never be a Garda with that attitude. Judging someone before you know them. Secondly, JAMES BOND you are actually right. I have over 15 years law enforcement experience but the Garda reserve didnt care one bit about any of it. All they care about is what voluntary work I had done within my community. Stick with it, you will get in. SEAN, I tell you exactly the same as I told Arhonda Bend above. Judging people you dont even know is a sure way of making sure you never get the guards or if you do get in you will be an awful Garda. To ALAN IGOE, This site is about the Garda reserve not just for people who want to get in or are in favour of it. Best of luck to you all.

  15. Arhonda Bend
    July 21st, 2010 at 18:38 | #15

    You couldn’t be more wrong Stacey.

    While I don’t believe Sean’s point about JB being ‘power hungry’, I do feel strongly that JB’s comment regarding ‘helping old ladies cross the street and donating to charity’ displays that he doesn’t have much regard for voluntary work in the community. He’s already said that if he knew what it involved he wouldn’t have bothered…..so, why *is* he bothering?

  16. Stacey
    July 22nd, 2010 at 19:34 | #16

    I could’nt be more wrong? Thats rich coming from a Garda reserve wannabe. Think about it, I got the Garda reserve and I agree with JB so maybe you need to re-think your strategy. JB did all the voluntary stuff, thats what he was trying to say but none of you could read between the lines. He (and I) just had no idea so much of the interview would hinge on things like that. You could be the best volunteer in your local community but unless you have law enforcement experience you will be useless in a riot and may even get yourself seriously hurt so just like JB said, you would think that along with helping in your community there would be a certain level of law enforcement experience required…………………………………….Think about it.

  17. Arhonda Bend
    September 17th, 2010 at 23:18 | #17

    I’m surprised you got into the Reserves at all Stacey with the assumptions you make.

  18. Stacey
    September 21st, 2010 at 15:24 | #18

    Be suprised all you want. I’m in and your not ha ha.

  19. Arhonda Bend
    September 21st, 2010 at 17:03 | #19

    Yes. So you’ve ‘assumed’ Stacy. And what an ‘adult’ response from you, I must say.

    For your information:
    Assumption: The act of taking for granted or ‘supposing’.

  20. Stacey
    September 26th, 2010 at 14:44 | #20

    Thanks, I thought so. Good luck with all future applications and maybe one day if you listen to other people and read between the lines, you could be where I am today.

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