Weather Report
40 degrees – Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Ireland sunbathe.
35 degrees – Italian cars won’t start.
People in Ireland drive with the windows down.
20 degrees – Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wool hats.
People in Ireland throw on a T-shirt.
15 degrees – Californians begin to evacuate the state.
People in Ireland go swimming in the sea.
0 degrees – New York landlords turn the heat on.
People in Ireland have a last barby before it gets cold.
-10 degrees – People in Miami are extinct.
People in Ireland lick flagpoles.
-20 degrees – Californians all now live in Mexico.
People in Ireland throw on a light jacket.
-100 degrees – Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
People in Ireland wear a vest and pull down their ear flaps.
-297 degrees – Microbial life starts to grind to a halt. Irish cows
complain of farmers with cold hands.
-460 degrees – ALL atomic motion stops.
People in Ireland start saying “It’s a bitin cold …? “
-500 degrees – Hell freezes over.
Irish people support England in the World Cup
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